Tonteria Classics
El Paso£13.00
Johnnie Walker Black Label, Martini Rosso Maple syrup, lime juice and fresh blueberries, topped with Moet & Chandon Champagne
Acapulco£13.00
Lebron Cachaca and Spiced Rum with fresh lemongrass, mango puree and pineapple juice topped with Ginger Ale
El Gringo£14.00
Ciroc Apple Vodka and Midori Melon Liqueur shaken with fresh mint, lime juice topped with Apple Cider.
Copa Del Amor£25.00
Tanqueray 10 and Cointreau Orange Liqueur shaken with Lychee pure, rose syrup, lemon juice and fresh cucumber topped with Moet & Chandon Champagne.
Margaritas
Muertos£13.00
Chilli infused house tequila mixed with Cointreau, fresh lime and agave syrup.
Don's£13.00
Don Julio Blanco Tequila shaken with Cointreau and fresh lime juice, served straight up on the rocks.
Mezcal£18.00
Casamigos Mezcal, Cointreau, lime juice and agave syrup. Served on the rocks with Tajin Chilli rim
Frozen Margarita£14.00
Making Frozen Margarita is what we excel at. Ask at the bar for today's special.
Mexican Bulldog£16.00
The TonteRita frozen margarita served with an upended bottle of Modelo Beer. The bite is worse than the bark.
Tequila + Mezcal
Frida Kahlo£15.00
Don Julio Reposado Tequila and Chambord Liqueur, lemon and pomegranate juice, with chocolate bitters and a touch of lemongrass.
El Poncho£15.00
Patron Blanco Tequila shaken with agave, pink grapefruit, fresh lime juice and Aquafaba.
Mexican Cartel£15.00
Casamigos Reposado Tequila shaken with Aperol, fresh lime juice and lemon marmalade, topped with Ginger Ale.
Non-alcoholic
Albahaca refresher£6.00
Seedlip Garden with fresh lime, basil, cucumber and agave.
Stress Down£6.00
Seedlip Citrus, pineapple and lemon juice, passion fruit puree and bubble gum syrup topped with Ting fizz.
White Wine
GRW, Tsinandali Kakheti, Georgia - bottle£30.00
GRW, Tsinandali Kakheti, Georgia - 175ml£8.00
Macabeo, Molino Loco Murcia, Spain - Bottle £30.00
Macabeo, Molino Loco Murcia, Spain - 175ml£8.00
Sauvignon Blanc, Villa Montes Valle Central, Chile - Bottle£35.00
Sauvignon Blanc, Villa Montes Valle Central, Chile - 175ml£9.00
Chardonnay IGP Pays d'Oc, Monrouby Languedoc, France - Bottle£40.00
Red Wine
Monastrell, Molino Loco Murcia, Spain - Bottle£30.00
Monastrell, Molino Loco Murcia, Spain - 175ml£8.00
Syrah Pays d'Oc Languedoc, France - Bottle£35.00
Syrah Pays d'Oc Languedoc, France - 175ml£9.00
Chianti, Medico Tuscany, Italy - Bottle£45.00
Rioja Crisanza, Gran Dominio Rioja, Spain£47.00
Rose Wine
Monastrell Rosado, Molino Loco Murcia, Spain - Bottle£30.00
Monastrell Rosado, Molino Loco Murcia, Spain - 175ml£8.00
Beers
Corona - 330ml£6.00
Modelo Especial - 355ml£6.00
Soft Drinks
Coca Cola£3.00
Coca Cola - Diet£3.00
Juice£3.00
Apple, Orange, Cranberry
Ginger Beer£3.00
Ting£3.00
Red Bull£5.00
Still Water£5.00
Sparkling Water£5.00
Sharing Cocktails
The Tonteria Express £14.00
Don Julio Blanco, minimum order of 6
The Tonteria Express £16.00
Don Julio Reposado, minimum order of 6
The Tonteria Express £18.00
Don Julio Anejo, minimum order of 6
The Tonteria Express £45.00
Don Julio 1942, minimum order of 6
Headhunter£48.00
Don Julio Blanco Tequila and Passoa passion fruit liqueur, with fresh mint, lemon and mango juice (serves 4)
Cocky Monkey£75.00
Never Feels Guilty! Don Julio Blanco Tequila, cranberry and orange juice topped Moet & Chandon Champagne (serves 4)
Las Tres Luchadores - Mellow Yellow£45.00
Johnnie Walker Black Label Whiskey, fresh banana syrup topped with mango juice.
Las Tres Luchadores - Jolly Green£45.00
Barsol Pisco Quebranta, fresh lime juice, gum syrup topped with ting fizz
Las Tres Luchadores - Pretty in Pink£45.00
Ciroc Pink Vodka, grapefruit, peach liqueur, cranberry, orange and lemon juice, Red Bull
